Congratulations: What Rank

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10 Pack of Cards

Loserpotamus is a fun loving guy who works hard at not working! He relies on the love and generosity of his Sugar-Momma to start new projects he'll never finish and have a few cold ones!

Inside message:

Making rank puts money in the bank!
...and Daddy needs some new tools.
Congratulations on your BIG Promotion!


  • 5
    Sums up my life

    Posted by Mike R. on 25th Jun 2022

    Hilarious card! Perfect card for my GF who is deployed. Plus I need new tools!